theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Track: Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

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What scares you?

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badwolfsf:

Tyrannosaurus Rex in London: Then and Now

More dinosaurs?

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So I was taking a “what mythological creature are you” quiz and this question pops up.

look where I circled.

they used a picture of BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH for that choice.

BEN I FEEL U, I FEEL U.

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ally0mazing:

Harry potter and the sorceror’s sass
The chamber of sassiness
The prisoner of sasskaban
The goblet of sass
The sass blood prince
The sassy hallows

The sassiest boy who lived…..

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

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roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

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Germany : 1:0
Brazil :
Germany : 2:0
Brazil :
Germany : 3:0
Brazil : I came out to have a good time
Germany : 4:0
Brazil : and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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tacosale:

 

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Chris Evans for Gucci Guilty

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